Do you cringe at your own marketing? Read this:
Hippy(ish), long-haired copywriter helps premium brands convert wealthy prospects
I (Kyle, pictured below) write direct-response copy for high-ticket products and services (EXAMPLES).

BECAUSE the used-car sales tactics most copywriters use (bogus “Last Chance” claims, fake “exclusive” discounts)…
These may work for a $20 eCom Product with less consideration in driving the sale.
BUT for your high-ticket offer ($1,000+)… they’re actively repelling your wealthiest, highest-value prospects.
These obvious marketing tactics reek of desperation and neediness…
& sophisticated buyers don’t want to feel like they’re doing you a favor by handing you hundreds or thousands of dollars.
They don’t want to get the vibe that you need this sale.
That’s why this audience requires a surgical level of precision when writing direct-response copy. And it’s why my approach works best for:
➡️ Premium service providers [EXAMPLES].
➡️ Information products (courses + memberships) [EXAMPLES]






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An increase in conversion from 1% to 2% isn’t 1%. It’s 100%.
Why invest in premium copy?
It’s the most impactful lever you can pull to compound revenue without touching your ad budget
Email is the most direct, algorithm-free line of communication to your audience.
ESPECIALLY important for selling offers with long customer lifecycles online… & since most premium businesses neglect this, it’s typically the lowest-hanging fruit for boosting revenue.
“His direct and compelling copy has played a key role in driving more conversions.”
Lindsey G., Anderson Business Advisors
🌐 Website
The landing page is your offer’s #1 salesman.
Improving this salesman’s conversion by even a little bit is the easiest route to a drastic increase in revenue.
“Extremely responsive, met deadlines with a positive attitude, and provided helpful feedback that’s already increased conversions.”
Nicole D., Wood Fire Foods
MY PROCESS
Why I get consistent 5-star reviews
📞 STEP #1: 1 Hour (minimum) Discovery Call
We’ll clearly define the project goals, context, and what an “incredible outcome” would look like.
I’ll also ask questions to more deeply understand your target audience, why they choose you over competitors, and the doubts/objections that kill sales.
🗂️ STEP #2: Outline for Deliverables
You get a clear roadmap/outline, mapping out the intentions behind the copy I will deliver.
We will only move forward once you’re fully on board with this step. ✔️
✍️ STEP #3: Drafts & Revisions
I deliver a completed draft of the copy. You give your brutally honest feedback (emphais on brutally).
We iterate until the copy is something you’re proud to put out.
🚀 STEP #4: Copy Goes Live
You publish the copy. We watch and analyze the results.

“Kyle made sure he fully understood the goals before getting started, and he was fast to deliver the work and iterations. I’d work with him again.”
Ehud H., CEO at Chordio

“We have seen a large increase in our engagement! We will be working with Kyle for a long time!”
Billy R., Owner of Crawl With Us

“By far the biggest advantage is the time savings and knowing that my content is the most polished it’s ever been.”
Asaf B., Owner of Boch Creative

“I was particularly impressed by Kyle’s timeliness, attention to detail, and out-of-the-box thinking.”
Gary B., Owner of Bohringer Creative

“He consistently delivered high-quality copy, brought strong strategic thinking to the table, and always well-prepared. He does the work, asks the right questions, and understands how to tailor messaging to the audience.”
Brian C., Owner of Crucial Point Agency

“Working with Kyle was a breath of fresh air. He’s a strategic thinker and intuitively understands the vision when it comes to projects. Both reliable and smart – I would highly recommend leveraging Kyle for his expertise!”
Irina B., Marketing Consultant

“Kyle is a phenomenal writer and email strategist! I would highly recommend him.”
Giovani G., Owner of The Social Rook
You’ve reached the end…
Which must mean one thing – you’re one of the chosen ones.
We were destined to meet, for some reason we can’t yet know until that fateful moment. And maybe even not then.
I know that the rule of direct-response copywriting is to only give one CTA (and that’s how I write for clients), but I’m a notorious rule-breaker.
Non-adherence is simply my nature.
So here are a few ways you can get in touch, and we can allow an incredible, mutually-beneficial future relationship to blossom.
🗓️ My calendar is wide open to new connections – always love meeting new, likeminded folks.
Click here to view my Calendly & schedule an intro call.
📧 If you have a specific project in mind and want details on how that’d impact your wallet, send me an email and I can give you a quote.
Click here to email me for pricing.
🤝 If you want to connect via social, here’s where you can find me.